My New Theme Song

The internet is the greatest invention of the last 9 billion years (shut up! I know the universe isn't that old.) Without it I would have never found this video. If I ever go insane this will be the soundtrack to the movie about me climbing the clock tower with a machine gun.

I Quit

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I hope that one day I can create 3d special effects this convincing. Just watching this makes me want to change professions as there's no way I could ever compete against this. I think I might have crapped in my pants as well.

...Just Some Good 'Ol Boys...

I NEED a '68 Charger so that I can do this. There should be a law that says if you own an old Charger that you have to paint it either black (Bullet) or Orange (General Lee) and you get a ticket if you drive it under 75 mph.